What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:12
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
Why don't we hear our own snoring?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
Does being poor build better character than being born rich?
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
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Moonraker
A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Some men love anal sex more than vaginal sex. Why?
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
Why did Sumire's summoning Nue act strangely in response to Kawaki's karma?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.